Why are my garden gnomes all in ual positions?

This explains those tiny foot prints coming into the house and going into the liquor cabinet... as we all know garden gnomes come to life when no human eye is watching, naturally they got together for warmth and the anonymity that the snow gives them, during other weather conditions even when they do head behind the shed or under the porch all the other gnomes know what is up and jealousy is a real problem with gnomes, with snow cover they were free to be free with each other, think of it like a beach party with our friends. No problem with them all being male, I mean really did you not think that these little men who hang out in the garden were gay.